Clockwise Widdershins: Archive

Bored with a little free time...fill my ask box?

and NO STEPH that does not mean type my name repeatedly and then say hi….

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Painted with green, yellow, black and brown paint.

purplenonpeopleeater: Took a shower. Came out of shower, dried off, and now I have purple paint on my ankle and hip. HOW ON EARTH DID THIS HAPPEN?! magic

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Watch

naiv3kids: omfg. i can’t breathe xD

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Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Bathed in Stone

fuckyeahawesomehouses: want^

Feb 29th

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You can tell when I have just had to leave from...

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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A conversation between me and my sister on...

My sister: General rule of thumb when it comes to dating Bozeman girls: You love LOTR or you GTFO.
Me: Can't tell the difference between a hobbit and a dwarf? 
 Can't list what number of rings were given to what races?
 Can't list the 13 dwarves?
 Can't even tell me the shape of a hobbit hole door?
 Sorry, can't help you.
My sister: want to make another profile just so I can like that again...

Feb 28th

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The Hobbit was published September 21st, 1937.

purplenonpeopleeater: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs premiered on December 21, 1937. 1937 was a good year to be a dwarf.

Feb 28th

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Log on to Tumblr...WTF IS WITH ALL THE AESTHETIC...

Put it back to normal…pwease?

Feb 28th

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Dear annoy ass guy "friends",

purplenonpeopleeater: You’re fake apologies about me and my boyfriend breaking up aren’t hiding your pathetic attempts at hinting your true meanings for texting/messaging me. I don’t want your bullshit. I don’t want any of you. Leave. me. alone. I WILL NINJA KICK YOU INCONSIDERATE JERKS IN YOUR NONEXISTENT BALLS!!!!

Feb 28th

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Looks like it's back to the single life for me...

purplenonpeopleeater: Upset to the point of having to hold back the urge to vomit. But at least it ended without any form of foul play. Still hurts like hell though… ily ):

Feb 28th

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