February 2012
59 posts
I'd rather be faithful to one and get none.
Sorry mom, but your and my grandmother’s advice to “use and abuse ‘em” is wrong. I don’t wanna be slut puppy, and I’m quite happy with man I have.
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
epic-humor:
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh...
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
whenskiesaregrey:
elizabeth—may:
africans:
little known land before time fact
her name is cera not sarah
because she’s a triceratops
WHAT
i am literally the stupidest why didn’t i figure this out ):
Should I keep my hair purple or go like fire truck...
purplenonpeopleeater:
Decisions decisions.
…your hair would need to be bleached to some extent again, were we not discussing the health of your hair the other day? lol
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
More laughs here
I miss you…and I’m stuck in the awkward place of feeling hurt and understanding when you snap at me because you are not feeling well….
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
